Saturday, September 28, 2013

Naked and Scared

The Naked and Afraid Haunted House is a haunted house you walk through in the nude. That sounds like a pretty scary idea for everyone involved. However before I was able to get my tickets it was canceled.  IS THERE NO GOD?!

“Look, we are a legitimate company. We’ve been in business for 30 years. I’m a normal guy. I raise a family in this town. I have four kids. I live a pretty normal life,” he said. “Yes, I own Shocktoberfest and we scare people but it’s kind of a boring life other than that.”

Just so you know - this is the type of person that not only owns 'Shockertoberfest' but also a fully loaded swinger sex party dungeon in the basement of his house that runs all year round.

Friday, September 27, 2013

132lbs of Pure Scrotum

This. THIS. Is old news, but will always be amazing news to me. 

"During his initial consultation with Dr. Joel Gelman, who would agree to perform surgery for free, Warren REQUESTED TO KEEP THE TISSUE from his ball sack once it had been removed so he could AUCTION IT OFF to help pay for the surgery."


Thursday, September 26, 2013

Pepper Your Angus

 Where was I when this little diddy premiered?! A tad rapey but anything with Ewoks and anus is a true winner. The offshoot is this -

None of it makes sense yet I still find myself gaffawing. 


Shall we begin with an old lady attempting to break the twerking record?


Wow it's been 2 years since I've posted on MOMO INAPPROPRO and so many inapropro things have happened locally AND globally. It's just not fair to leave all my 3 faithful followers with no mo inappropro. I can go on and on. And I will.