MoMo Inappropro.

THIS is my nightmare.

2011-10-09T16:51:00.001-07:00

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/who-has-the-best-yoga-cla_n_411151.html?slidenumber=vSq9HgNsXVY%3D&slideshow#slide_image

No But Seriously....WTF is going on with her genitals

2011-09-13T15:21:00.000-07:00

http://gawker.com/5839908/what-is-going-on-with-lady-gagas-genitals

Oh gurllllll

2011-09-02T14:46:00.001-07:00

What. The. Fuck.

2011-09-01T19:33:00.000-07:00

http://www.disappointedvirginity.com/films_denial.html

PHEW the mystery is finally over (eyeroll)

2011-09-01T16:18:00.000-07:00

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/oscar-de-la-hoya-yes-it-s-me-dressed-drag

I'm gonna throw up...

2011-09-01T16:13:00.001-07:00

http://jezebel.com/5836636/once-you-see-the-changed-man-bikini-swimsuit-you-cannot-unsee-the-changed-man-bikini-swimsuit-[nsfw]

Weirdest Vibrators

2010-11-19T10:36:00.001-08:00

Cornholiator....

Glad I missed this one

2010-09-24T11:44:00.001-07:00

http://www.holytaco.com/25-things-seen-adultcon-sorta-nsfw

oh craigslist

2010-08-30T17:44:00.000-07:00

Give it up for Labia Majora ya'll! How to write a Fuck Ad.

Thanks Trish!

WTF

2010-08-27T16:00:00.000-07:00

I don't know what it is but when I saw this I LOLed....hard.

Thankgod it's FRIDAYYYY

2010-08-27T15:57:00.000-07:00

CatBags

2010-08-18T16:49:00.000-07:00

"A grown-ass woman has hair on her CatBags"

Oh Snooks

2010-08-16T14:53:00.000-07:00

Snooki is at it again ladies and gents. Hey why bother with underwear when you have skirt that can pass for a belt....

Lesbian Monday!

2010-08-16T14:47:00.000-07:00

The Real L Word

Someone Put Her Out Of Her Misery

2010-08-13T15:04:00.001-07:00

Oldest Virgin.

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

2010-08-09T14:34:00.001-07:00

Nudists on a rollercoaster...or some shit.

Ice Cream Truck

2010-08-06T15:45:00.001-07:00

Thanks MikeD!

Awesome

2010-08-06T11:06:00.000-07:00

It's definitely a DO!

Jew Boys etc

2010-07-20T14:12:00.000-07:00

Cute Jew boys!? M'ok!

Why hello Joseph Gordon-Levitt......aren't you dreamy.....reow.

The black and white one makes him look like a mouth breather....which is obviously fine by me.

TWATOOS!

2010-07-15T17:18:00.000-07:00

Vajazzling is a thing of the past. Here we have Twatoos ! I'm not sold on this trend quite yet.

Clusterfuck in every sense of the word....with horses!

2010-07-15T14:04:00.001-07:00

Anna Wintour Is A Cunt

2010-07-14T20:40:00.001-07:00

http://www.viceland.com/int/v10n9/htdocs/fashion.php

SYTYCD

2010-07-14T20:38:00.000-07:00

I'm watching So You Think You Can Dance and the "cultural" Tahitian dance was so embarrassing for me to watch that I'm having to distract myself.
So I'm perusing the Tumblr's for nice photos to post.

This one here reminds me of the good ol days of Kennedy and Clinton.

Ms. Giant Funbags might be killed by them

2010-07-14T09:47:00.001-07:00

fail

2010-07-08T14:06:00.001-07:00

How To Style Your Pubic Hair....For Women!

2010-07-08T14:05:00.001-07:00

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/07/06/hair-snips-book-shaped-brazilian-wax/

Handz off.

2010-07-07T16:55:00.001-07:00

Child Endangerment

2010-07-06T17:23:00.000-07:00

Pretty sure this wins a call from Social Services...jus sayin

Shower Boobs

2010-07-06T15:20:00.003-07:00

out of stock at amazon...:(

PHONEBALLS

2010-07-06T15:20:00.001-07:00

Would you still be my friend if I bought this? No? Dang.

http://phoneballs.com/

Wilde

2010-07-01T22:08:00.000-07:00

For Alan.

ps

I saw her at Rose Cafe once with no makeup and she is stupidly gorgeous.

Taiwan

2010-07-01T19:29:00.000-07:00

This is what I want to do for my career. Sexy reenactments of famous political fucking......

uh

2010-06-30T11:34:00.001-07:00

TGIF!

2010-06-25T14:19:00.001-07:00

FAIL

2010-06-25T14:11:00.001-07:00

Bad Idea

2010-06-25T14:09:00.000-07:00

From Gawker:

"Philadelphia Magazine editor Larry Platt has been let go. Why? Well, he reportedly gave "a framed-photo of a cyst removed from his testicle to a departing female staffer." In conclusion, Larry Platt's available, employers!"

Poppin

2010-06-23T09:56:00.000-07:00

I used to be able to do the splits when I was younger....I can kind of do them now but I can't get back up. Sexy right? I like this girls routine. She has a whole schtick.

Some Zoo Sculpture

2010-06-23T09:52:00.000-07:00

yeaaaaaaaa

Utah is fucked.

2010-06-23T09:30:00.001-07:00

http://gawker.com/5570389/nude-woman-in-utah-steals-two-cars-in-years-weirdest-chase

"Finally, Christian Couples Have a Place to Buy Their Dildos"

2010-06-21T15:00:00.000-07:00

Thank you Gawker for pointing me in the righteous direction. This website is completely SFW but also banal and lame. I wish they had a find Jesus in the used condom section....but they don't. Also, don't steal that idea...it's mine. Thanks.

BTW that's a baby Jesus buttplug. Yea, deal with it!

Happy Fridizzle!

2010-06-18T18:40:00.000-07:00

Safe travels this weekend everyone!

CamelToe

2010-06-17T15:42:00.000-07:00

Cameltoe is gross. I forgot what the male version is called...something with a hoof. Anyways ladies let's indulge in this awful website for a moment 'And you too can turn your labia into a YAYbia!'

Thank ManRepeller for this link.
P.S. you can also just not wear skin tight yeast infection inducing pants or wear a panty liner. Let's be intelligent about this.

Yea it's in public.

2010-06-14T20:46:00.000-07:00

These sculptures you wouldn't want to come across with your parents. It's embarrassing enough to go see the David or those Greek sculptures with the little penis just hangin there. Everyone pretends it's not there except for those tour groups of children who giggle and point which makes me more embarrassed.

True Blood

2010-06-13T19:17:00.000-07:00

Apparently the two main characters in True Blood (who happen to be a couple in real life) fuck for reals on camera. Yea, I'm sure that's not at all awkward for the best boy or key grip or boom mic operator. I guess this makes True Blood awesome vamporn.

Bada BANG!

2010-06-13T19:13:00.000-07:00

Can we just take a moment and really admire how fucking hot Christina Hendricks is? Thanks.

Man Repellent

2010-06-13T18:00:00.000-07:00

This is a funny blog about harem pants and other 'stylish' clothing that frankly looks ridiculous and in turn gives men softies.

Things that are doin it!

2010-06-13T17:52:00.000-07:00

Man I wish I would've come up with this blog. It's my favorite. Because I'm a 13 year old boy. Also I come across a lot of trees with vaginas. They are everywhere.

OMFG LAZERTITS

2010-06-13T17:41:00.000-07:00

I probably posted on this before but it really does deserve two posts. Fuckin LazerTits mang.

B-B-B-B-Butt Drugs!

2010-06-10T14:53:00.000-07:00

While on topic of butts/buttz, here's a drugstore in good ol Indiana named after a guy with the last name Butt. Perhaps it was a Seymor Butt or a Dick Butt. Either way it's awesome and when my friend Trish goes there this summer, she's picking me up a t-shirt. Score!

Butt Chuggin

2010-06-10T14:48:00.000-07:00

Speaks for itself.

Butt Face Dance Fighting

2010-06-10T14:45:00.000-07:00

Did I mention the Butt Chugging the kids are into these days? No? I think I have. Well now there's butt dancing or something. Gawker had some pretty good videos explaining this phenom. I'm too old for this shit.

Heh.

2010-06-10T14:40:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! It's been awhile. Sorry, I was in the toilet. Or something. Shall we continue! Also special shout out to my new fans! Don't forget to tell your perverted Uncle Gary and closeted Aunt Gilly about me. Google Reader this shit.

More "Ugly Tattoos"

2010-03-23T17:54:00.000-07:00

Just like one man's garbage is another man's treasure...one man's ugly tattoo of a dick chasing a pussy is another man's most amazing tattoo ever created.

lolz

2010-03-19T15:14:00.001-07:00

Tiger Woods

2010-03-18T16:01:00.000-07:00

Ruh Roh. Looks like Tiger loves to sext....my personal fav is

Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

dp= double penetration for those in the know.....favored by pornstars but it seems like a on the job thing not a "wow this feels great" thing.....gets crowded up in der.

Also he liked to spank, slap and hit women....much like a golfball....

An unfortunate tattoo choice....

2010-03-15T13:47:00.001-07:00

GoodVibes

2010-03-14T17:47:00.000-07:00

If you wanna buy sex toys try to avoid Adam and Eve dot com. Long story short, they mailed a double dildo in a flimsy envelope thus ruining the intended surprise. That's just unprofessional. I really like Good Vibrations out of San Fran/ Boston and Toys in Babeland out of Seattle. I've been to the GoodVibes in Boston and it's great. Very knowledgeable people that don't make you feel bad about wanting to triple penetrate yourself or whatever. *ahem. Anyways these stores are also feminist approved and sex positive (unlike your corner whack shop i.e. Secret Desires) See this chicky knows her shit!

"Pubic Enemy"

2010-03-14T16:51:00.000-07:00

Oh Miami! So people do weird shit while driving- I get that. I've been known to put on mascara at the stop light (don't judge!) But I've also heard stories of people gettin blowies on the freeway, masturbating, changing a tampon....but never this.

Horse Front Riding

2010-03-12T11:27:00.000-08:00

Yea, I dunno.

Victoria Secrets

2010-03-09T20:22:00.000-08:00

Can I ask you question? What's the point of this? Thanks.

Bikini Kill Archive

2010-03-09T16:57:00.000-08:00

God Bless you Kathleen Hanna and you're pubes.

Butt Drugs

2010-03-04T15:56:00.000-08:00

There's a place in Indiana called Butt Drugs. Its a pharmacy like Walgreens but it's called Butt Drugs. The irony is so thick it's exhausting. T-shirts are only 10 bucks!

Figure Skatin Gasm

2010-03-01T14:34:00.000-08:00

Just saw this on Gawker. Scott Hamilton and his commentating and orgasming...I tells ya. Hilarious.

TRIPLE SOW COW~!~~~!~

Vajazzling

2010-02-25T12:09:00.000-08:00

Right. I had to take a double-look as well, when reading that word. Women are going and getting Brazilian Waxes (fine, your business) and then getting indivudal Swarovski crystals on the outside of their 'ginas as decoration. They are supposed to last for 5 days. Couple issues stand out to me on this...

1. Why...?
2. Is the vagina and labia going to look better with no hair and crystals? MY guess is no. Its the lipstick on a pig principle although the vagina is slightly cuter than a pig.....well depending on who's but you know.
3. What if the crystals come OFF and fall into your butt or worse your PARTNERS butt.
4. Do you really want the look of humiliation of your partner to surface as he's picking out crystals that got stuck under his sac? do ya ladies?
5. Adhesive on your labia.....ANTI!
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt does it. nuff said

This is the only pic available on a quick google search....don't worry I'll find more....

Penis Pants

2010-02-24T18:17:00.000-08:00

Yea, your guess is as good as mine.

Thanks A!!!

Boner Assassinator

2010-02-22T15:19:00.000-08:00

So there is this new fad hittin' the interwebs called Chatroulette. You sign on with a webcam and get to see bizarre and/or normal and/or dicks as you go from webcam to webcam all over the world. It's fascinating and a great way to waste time and/or see cock (gross). I like this girl who basically tries to deflate this guys cock by asking questions about his mother and female politicians. Brilliant. If you go online and do this please I want some juicy screenshots.

Octopussy 3D A Parody

2010-02-18T21:28:00.000-08:00

The original James Bond Octopussy had a funny name. It sounded like it could be a porno. So that's what they did. Made a horrible porno. In 3D!!!! Here's the trailer. Does anyone have 3D glasses I can borrow?

Lady Gaga's Gaga

2010-02-18T20:55:00.000-08:00

I realize that I shouldn't hit you so fast with a dick pic....or at least offer warning...To make things even I give you Lady Gaga's vagina. She is rumored to be a hermaphrodite however this picture begs to differ. I see only labia and sequins. No hint of a peepee. Well maybe it's tucked. I never give up hope on hermaphrodites.

Oh wahh you can't see it! Never fear Momo friends.

Now thats a poker face I never wanna see again! Am I right!

This makes me giggle...

2010-02-18T11:21:00.000-08:00

Curling is a stupid sport but I enjoy watching it. Like bizarro ice bowling. And much like tennis...these athletes sounds like they are doin it....feels a bit unecessary but whatever it takes to commincate to your fellow teammates....would hate to see the night before pep meeting.

Orgasmic Curling

Uh Does Anyone Read Chinese?

2010-02-17T20:46:00.000-08:00

3:45am is a fucked up time. Drunks. Crack. And bizarro Chinese SpamBots commenting on my blog! Yes! Either this shit is corrupt or momo is going GLOBAL! In honor of such an occasion here's an Ayano Anal Fuck Toy! Enjoy!

Guys with Iphones

2010-02-17T20:32:00.000-08:00

I'm not sure if I have posted about this in the past but if you venture over to guyswithiphones.com you will find...well, guys taking pictures of themselves (through a reflection usually) with their iphones. Wow. Exciting! You might guffaw. Apparently several 'celebs' (and I use the term loosely) have posted their pics up on this. For example...Chris Hardwick anyone!? anyone!?!? no? yeaaaaaaaa.

Okay so if you like no name sorta recognizable F-listers you might find one on here! Like a diamond in the rough! or a really shiny piece of copper wire....on the street.

Also I might add many of these photos are of dicks. Hard-ons in particular. Gross. I get that "hey you workout! lookin good!" and you want to show the world. A lot of gay men on the site as well. Oh but Maureen how do you know?! Uhm butt heavy compositions and AussieBum underwear. Need I say more.

A fun game I like to play is "What's that in the Background!" A lot of times these guys reveal a lot more then their cocks. Like what gel they use or "Are you in a gym? or prison?" Or the "Is it Photoshopped?" game.

Like this one:

I'm calling this guys bluff.

Whoopsie

2010-02-17T20:18:00.000-08:00

Sorry everyone...all two of my loyal fans...been awhile...Almost decided to graveyard this blog but you know what? I just can't. Too much fucked up shit on the internets to just let it sit idly by. However I am thinking about doing a new blog called MoMo APPROPRO! Too balance out the ridiculousness. Stay Tuned. Anyways, thanks?

One half sexual harassment...one half titlation...

2009-12-03T14:16:00.001-08:00

Glad to see precautions are being taken...

2009-12-03T14:10:00.000-08:00

Apparently reverse cowgirl is a great way NOT to get the swine flu...however you can still get herps and preggs....so be forewarned...

Yum!

2009-12-02T18:30:00.001-08:00

Yum!

Refried Penis.

2009-12-02T18:30:00.000-08:00

Yum!

Creative Use of Underboob.

2009-12-02T15:56:00.001-08:00

Kinda gross.

2009-11-25T16:42:00.000-08:00

Implant Fail

Makes my day a little brighter...

2009-11-25T10:18:00.000-08:00

Coloring Page fail

20 Mind-Blowing Back Boobs

2009-11-24T18:12:00.000-08:00

I am a sucker for bizarre pouches of fat....so back boobs really hit the spot....so weird yet oddly titillating....right? am ?i right? no? crap.

20 Mind-Blowing Back Boobs

2009-11-24T18:10:00.001-08:00

[IMG]http://www.manofest.com/content/images/joomgallery/img_pictures/bizarre_112/20_mind-blowing_back_boobs_224/awesome_back_boobs_20091122_1317888151.jpg[/IMG]

Here Comes Peter Cottontail

2009-11-24T17:18:00.000-08:00

Here Comes Peter Cottontail

Your girlfriend is frightening the kittens

2009-11-24T12:11:00.000-08:00

Your girlfriend is frightening the kittens

When Cosplay Goes Wrong - Oddee.com

2009-11-24T12:01:00.000-08:00

When Cosplay Goes Wrong - Oddee.com

Some Of That Funky Stuff

2009-11-23T10:32:00.000-08:00

Some Of That Funky Stuff

I cocked my head to the right, perplexed.

Ugliest Tattoos: A Gallery of Regrets » He’s Going to Have to Cancel His Tour with Lady Gagargoyle After This

2009-11-20T15:48:00.000-08:00

Ugliest Tattoos: A Gallery of Regrets » He’s Going to Have to Cancel His Tour with Lady Gagargoyle After This

Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)

2009-11-19T10:20:00.000-08:00

Have the Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Leaked Online? (Update: No They Haven't)

Don't be fooled by imitators! Dammit I need these vids!!!

Back Titties Hoooo!

2009-11-19T09:28:00.000-08:00

Front to Back

NEW NAME! SAME SHIT!

2009-11-18T16:50:00.000-08:00

MoMo Musings has changed. Musings was nice but I know of another blog called Musings and it's serious and stuff so I can't hang with that vibe. Ya dig? Also I added the adult content gate....a little late in the making I realize but it now makes sense and it adds an air of MYSTERE!!!!!! Tell your friends...all two of you. Thanks.

S.S. Leighton Meester in GQ

2009-11-18T10:30:00.000-08:00

S.S. Leighton Meester in GQ

For Andy! wink emoticon.

What If Celebrities Were Fat? | CelebJihad.com - Explosive Celebrity Gossip!

2009-11-18T10:23:00.000-08:00

When people gain a lot of weight its kind of awesome to see the human body inflate....I have a sick curiosity about it...I like this because these celebrities would rather suffer a painful death then looks like these pics....But I still find it masturbate in the closet funny....heh...right?

What If Celebrities Were Fat? | CelebJihad.com - Explosive Celebrity Gossip!

Tim Burton at MOMA

2009-11-18T10:12:00.000-08:00

Helena Bonham Carter is fucking hot because she's fucking crazy. She dresses either like a 17th century wench or like she's homeless...either way something about her screams crazy and hot....Mary Kate looks like ET....not hot.

The Best of Girls Falling Off of Stripper Poles

2009-11-17T18:20:00.000-08:00

The Best of Girls Falling Off of Stripper Poles

Let me add that a big girl falling off a stripper pole is hilarious...a pretty girl falling is just pathetic....also ladies screw in your poles better if you're at home...there's no excuse for sloppy pole work ever but especially in public during CABO RAWKS week or whatever.

PedoBear has a new job...Good for him.

2009-11-17T14:10:00.000-08:00

Twihard

2009-11-17T11:56:00.000-08:00

http://cache-10.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2009/11/500x_custom_1258441800532_picture_86.jpg

Hello Kitty Sex Doll Harem (possibly NSFW) - Hello Kitty Hell

2009-11-17T10:18:00.000-08:00

Hello Kitty Sex Doll Harem (possibly NSFW) - Hello Kitty Hell

Wedding Day Advice

2009-11-16T18:04:00.000-08:00

Wedding Day Advice

More SFW Porn....a personal fav

2009-11-16T14:34:00.001-08:00

It's really an artform.

Edible Chocolate Anus - Sexy Gifts - Coco de Mer USA Erotic Luxury - Coco de Mer Erotic Luxury USA

2009-11-16T12:37:00.000-08:00

Nothing sexier than eating a chocolate anus. Set the mood for romance everyone.

Edible Chocolate Anus - Sexy Gifts - Coco de Mer USA Erotic Luxury - Coco de Mer Erotic Luxury USA

The Rain IS Wonderful....

2009-11-16T12:31:00.001-08:00