"Finally, Christian Couples Have a Place to Buy Their Dildos"

Thank you Gawker for pointing me in the righteous direction. This website is completely SFW but also banal and lame. I wish they had a find Jesus in the used condom section....but they don't. Also, don't steal that idea...it's mine. Thanks.

 BTW that's a baby Jesus buttplug. Yea, deal with it!